I genuinely hate all of those chain restaurants. Friday’s, Applebees, Chilis, etc etc. It could be due to working in places like that for the better part of both college and high school, but it’s more about the lack of actual enjoyment of the food. This is why I grimaced at the suggestion of going there “ironically” with this hipster cutie from Williamsburg. I met her on Okcupid, and her user name was cute enough. Playing with the whole “band you’ve never heard of” idea for a user name, I knew I was in trouble. She tried her best to be quirky, but quirkiness is an inner quality that you can’t just try to be. It comes from the deepest depths of the soul. She ordered the Potato Skins and had an extremely suspicious sincere smile on while eating them. I just waved off the food, because I really couldn’t stomach it. So I sat with my fairly fair priced Pilsner of Winter Lager pretending to listen to her talk about Architecture in Helsinki, and this quaint little book shop she discovered…while she actually got my interest with the book shop.
I stole half of her Brownie Obsession and hoped that she would not have similar feelings towards me.
When you are with a client you can sort of tell who would be most likely to call you back and who would not. The best thing in this situation is that men usually won’t say they will see you again unless they mean it. They know there is no obligation to do such and say so if they truly enjoyed your time together. (Although you do get the occassional ones who do say they want to see you again in that ‘we just met in a bar and fucked’ sort of way. You can tell those by the glazed over far off look they have when they say it) A lot of times you can tell there isn’t much of a click there and are glad to be out of there an are sure that he will never want to see you again. Other times there just isn’t anything there. It’s a bit awkward and silent. With a few questions interjected while you are fucing. I had one like that a couple of weeks ago… an independent catch I made and was sure I’d never see him again and didn’t care either way. Out of no where, I get an sms this evening asking for a massage with a happy ending. I didn’t recognize the number right away, but soon remembered who he was after a bit of a memory jog. Definitely did not think he liked me much. But he was also the only client I’ve had who fucked me up the ass for so long. Ehh…whatever. It’s money. He liked me well enough it seems… as he should…from what I remember, he came all over my face and clothes….I dont mind the face so much, but damn, guys, I need to wear these clothes all day!
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There are many things I’m doing to make up for the fact that I won’t be getting UFC 108. There is nothing I hate more than having to watch the highlights after the fight has aired. Two things I’m doing are, training and watching a lot of MMA action on my puny cable television package. I’ve spent a few days watching everything I could find, and during a fight between Chris Leben and Terry Martin on UFC Fight Night, I saw something I had to talk about.
Now, I’m not a veteran fighter, by far. However, there is a technique that I think every fighter should, at least, check into. This is something I first encountered during my time in the Marine Corps. In the Corps, we are trained in the Marine Corps Martial Arts Program or, McMAP, as we call it. Picture Muay Thai, BJJ, and Judo all mixed into one. Ken Shamrock worked directly with the Commandant of the Marine Corps at the time, to reinvent the line training of the past. Marine Corps Martial Arts was born. Enough of that, here’s what I’m here to talk about.
Training in this discipline is hand-to-hand without gloves. It’s not in a gym, but outside on the ground. If you hold back with your partner, they will switch you out with someone who’s not afraid to break your face. One of the slightly controversial, but highly effective techniques I learned while earning my little tan belt, was the muscle memory technique…
Now, this technique takes a little fire for being slightly dangerous, but ask Chris Leben how much it helped him through the years. This works really well with guys like myself, who like to throw bombs until the referee pulls him away and tells him to calm down. Anyone can get rocked in a fight, even the biggest fighters. Good training is the only thing to get you out of this. Some trainers make you perform certain combinations until you puke. They do it in the military, as well. It doesn’t always seem like it, but there’s a reason for this. You’ll always remember it. As I’m watching the beginning of this fight, I see a much healthier, calmer Chris Leben. For once, he didn’t look like the pitbull, but the greyhound. I have to say, for most of the fight, it didn’t seem to be working for him. Sometime in the third round, it looked very bad for Chris Leben. He was in better condition, but being peppered constantly by heavy punches. Then it finally happens, he gets hit by a hard shot and he’s rocked. I think the fight’s over, and I was right. Out of nowhere, Leben finally throws the bunches of punches he’s known for. He is seriously rocked, but starts walking forward throwing punches everywhere. A split-second later, Terry Martin is on the mat, holding his face, and wondering what the hell happened. I’ll tell you what happened. An M1-A1 tank named Chris Leben left him on the deck with nothing but glove prints on his face and what was left of his confidence checking out of the Terry Martin Hotel before anyone knew it was staying there.
When asked, after the fight, to illustrate the end of the match, Leben called every shot up to the point where he was caught hard and flipped out. He said he had no idea what happened and you know what? I believe him. If you asked him, he’d tell you he’s practiced gassed and rocked a thousand times and you’d better believe him, too. That’s the only way you can accomplish that kind of impressive turnaround against someone so much larger than you are. So if you’ve ever heard Chris Leben talk about the “Magic Button” on his head and wondered what he’s talking about, ask Terry Martin. Can’t find Terry Martin? Ask a Marine about muscle memory. As long as you’re careful, you might even want to give it a try. Just practice a technique until you don’t even realize you’re still doing it, then keep doing it. It’s painful and boring, but you’d be surprised at the difference it can make when you need a little extra in a pinch.
Melissa Satta is a Italian Supermodel with what appears to be a perfect ass. Look at that thing! It’s not too big, not too small, it’s just right like some sort of fairy tale that one only hears stories of at night. It looks like it has a perfect balance to it too, no one cheek is bigger then the other. Also there doesn’t look to be any marks or scratches on it. I could keep on going critiquing Melissa Satta’s ass and use different analogies like “It’s mint in package” to describe it but I want to change all the desktop backgrounds to one of these photos and writing this is stopping me from doing that.
Blondes are so last year… Blondes were the subject of the third Magic of Women gallery (redheads were first). There were so many photos of scantily clad blond women on Flickr when I did Blondes picking sizzling shots of sexy women for the gallery was liking shooting fish in a barrel.
So why not do it again? Surely in the last two months about another million or so photos tagged blonde must have been uploaded to Flickr. I shouldn’t have any trouble at all finding another eighteen glorious photos of hot and horny yellow haired women.
I know what you’re thinking. First I stooped to doing a bikini gallery; now I’ve gone even lower by doing a blondes sequel.
Get over it….
Oh, if you want to read about my lousy luck with blondes, read this prior post. Visit the original gallery of blondes.
Black and white is serious. Black and white is arty. And, to Flickr evidently, black and white is safer than color.
In putting together this gallery I discovered monochromatic, sexually explicit photos which, if in color, would never be allowed in a gallery were not prohibited. I’m talking actual sex acts, totally bare breasts and even, gasp, public hair!
So, at least with this gallery, non Flickr members can get a bit of free titillation!
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