ass issues: Throw the Beer in the Lake Random Tuesday Thoughts

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We went puttering around the mall on Sunday and came across a dude in a red suit. So we thought we would see if Monkey wanted to sit on the strange guys lap and take a picture. Sounds normal right? HAHA

Monk did GREAT on Santa’s lap. This Santa was the sweetest man!! Monkey went right to him! It was really neat. He wasn’t really dressed for the occasion but I did wipe the pizza off of his face before the picture, so that’s something at least, right? haha

Here is the picture. I did edit the contrast and saturation a little bit. You know me, I can’t help myself. Besides, now it’s gobs better. Trust me J

I was really surprised that he didn’t cry or anything. He went right to him.

I am still debating on whether or not I want to tell Monkey there is a Santa. I have this whole weird issue thing in my head with lying to my kid, even if “all the cool moms are doing it”. I just want him to like the idea but not think that if he is “naughty” then the dude will show up with coal. Ya know?

Thoughts?

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I am making a Turducken for Thanksgiving. Anyone ever had one?

I am changing it up a bit and leaving out the duck. And the chicken. *grin*

What? *blink*

That was funny. *pbbbbt*

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I think I know why people always say I have slapstick humor. Its because they want to slap me with a stick when I am trying to be funny. *shrug*

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Another case of Hubby sleep-talking this week. It always provides a giggle. This one is sure to please…

Hubby (eyes still closed): “Throw it in the lake!”

Me (as usual, taken off guard): “Throw what in the lake?”

Hubby: “The beer!”

Me (stifling a giggle): “The beer?”

Hubby: “Yes.”

Me: “Umm… why would I throw beer in a lake?”

Hubby (clearly frustrated): “UH! Becaaaause it failed the breathalyzer!!”

Me (confused): “Wait… who failed the breathalyzer??”

Hubby (suddenly confused and calm): “umm… I dunno, I think the beer did”

Me (pushing for fun, heh): “Why did the beer take a breathalyzer?”

Hubby: “…………”

And he was out. Lol

Good times.

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Military helicopters in groups of six have flown over my house four times since I wrote this. Why does this give me the heebies?

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My dear friend Amanda entrusted me with her Grandmothers Spaghetti recipe. We had it last night (Sunday night since I again wrote this blog a day ahead) and it was DELICIOUS! But I really wish she had warned me about the effect it would have on all of us. It sounded like there were 2 motorboats in my bed last night. And there was another one in Monkey’s bed too. I know because I kept hearing it on the monitor.

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Speaking of my ass (yet again) it’s healing really well. You know what happens when you start to heal? You start o itch. Like crazy!! I just wanna stick both my hands in my pants and scratch my butt like crazy!! But that would look funny and mostly likely elicit stares not to mention it would be the 2nd worst thing I have done this week. The first of course was luring that spider into my pants with my super inviting, sexy fanny. Hows that for TMI? Wait, this isn’t TMI Thursday you say? *grin*

What is random about your day?

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